ABitSarcastic

30, Male, Single, Melbourne - City, VIC

about me

These pretzels are making ME thirsty!

I've only been in Melbourne for about a year and a half and I'm still exploring. Despite being from Sydney I can be pretty easy going and love to make people laugh, generally through a dry sense of humour with overtones of puns and sarcasm.
I used to be a mechanic and still do dabble in the odd automotive treat but am now fairly focused on studying for an engineering degree but need someone to enjoy these uni holidays and beyond!
I love being outside, whether it's running around or just laying about in the sun and I'm more of a pub-and-friends or BBQ type of guy than a nightclub guy. I'm also a fan of staying in and watching a movie or even a good documentary like some David Attenborough or MacGyver.....
I'm pretty hands-on when it comes to all things so if you think I could fix you a bad joke and make you laugh drop me a kiss or an email or a message. (P.s. I'm new to this so I'm still not too sure how it all works)

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At a glance

Summary	ABitSarcastic's details	ABitSarcastic's ideal partner
Age	30 years old	23 - 30 yrs old
Location	Melbourne - City, VIC	AUSTRALIA
Body type	Slim	Average, Athletic, Slim
Height	6'3/190 cm
Smoking habits	Don't smoke	Don't smoke, Trying to quit, Occasionally / socially
Relationship status	Single	Single
Have children	No, have no children	No, have no children
Wants children	Want (more) children of my own	Want (more) children of my own
Characteristics
Personality	Social
Eye colour	Hazel
Hair colour	Light Brown
Nationality	AUSTRALIA
Ethnic/cultural background	Other Caucasian
Sign of the Zodiac	Taurus Check compatibility »
Lifestyle
Drinking habits	Occasionally / socially	Occasionally / socially, Non-drinker
Have pets	No, like pets but do not have any	No, like pets but do not have any, Yes, have pets, No
Education level	Degree
Industry	Manufacturing / Industrial / Engineering
Job role	Student

What I'm looking for

Great sense of humour, smile that makes me let them get away with murder, has a passion for enjoying life, doesn't take themselves too seriously, isn't pretending to be something they're not and can have a good laugh with me, or at least at me.

Female, for a relationship or dating

My interests

Music: Anything! Except for the bottom 3; Country, Western and Death Metal

Reading: Heaps of different stuff, i love reading anything from Matthew Reilly to Salman Rushdie and everything in between. Fiction, non-fiction it doesn't matter as long as it's well written.

Movies & TV: I love my comedies, especially from the golden era of film - the 80s, as well as the odd cheesy horror or b-grade movie and "proper" films too of course. TV shows like Seinfeld, Peep Show, Black Books are my bag all the way too.

Sport: More of a doer than a watcher, mountain biking, tennis, skydiving and skiing. I haven't skied for AGES but i'm forecasting a trip next year and you're invited!

Other Interests: fixing things, designing things, making things, learning new things, trying to cook things..... and travelling, but it's been waaaaay too long! AND the beach!

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