DEAR LORD,You have been good to me. As an offering, I present this carton of beer.If you prefer that I drink it, then show no sign whatsoever. THY WILL BE DONE.
Hi, I'm Steve and I am a divorced father of 3 cool boys. How could they be otherwise? They have a super cool Dad!
I am painfully trusting, & I still can't believe tradies go thru other people's undie drawers (Ooops!)
I think my best features are, my huge heart, and a smokin' hot navel.!!.
I am a dreadful dancer, and have hopeless rhythm.Oh, and I can't hold a tune as well. Although, I CAN juggle!
I dance(very badly)to the beat of a different drum and do not succumb to peer influences.
I am a non smoker,do not gamble,do not take drugs(not even panadol or caffeine). I don't understand the whole coffee culture thing, but then again, I don't understand why men have nipples. I am a social drinker that is non violent.I haven't had a bout of road rage for at least 3 days! Just a nice man really. I know it sounds a bit boring,but Au contraire' Petite amie, I have quite a cheeky side to me. I just remembered,, my ducks need feeding .(warning bells sound, this guy is coco loco! Walk back slowly,avoid eye contact!)
I would like to find someone to grow old together with, lock eyes across a crowded room with each other, smile, and just know that they are the one.
I dont mind if you've lived, loved, and lost before, just as long as you have had a good crack at it..
In the right light, I look like Nicholas Cage and Rampaging Roy Slaven. In the wrong light, a mix of Kramer and George Costanza!
Hey.!. I sound pretty good..!. I might just go out with myself.....!!
Enough about ME, let's talk about YOU. What do YOU think about ME???
I, I, I, I, I, .Don't you know that it's all about me, me, me, me, and me! NURSE.!!!!!!
"Mmmmmmmmm, sounds like Peter Pan Syndrome....", she said..
I have to go now. My village just called and said they want their idiot back.
I think I brained my damage..!
At a glance
|Summary||BlackrockSteve's details||BlackrockSteve's ideal partner|
|Age||50 years old||36 - 51 yrs old|
|Location||Sydney - South, NSW||within 75km of Woronora 2232|
|Body type||Slim||Slim, Athletic|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke||Don't smoke|
Yes, have children living at home sometimes
|Wants children||Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine|
|Hair colour||Dark Brown|
|Ethnic/cultural background||North European|
|Political persuasion||Swinging voter|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Pisces Check compatibility »|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially|
|Diet||No special diet|
|Have pets||No, like pets but do not have any|
|Education level||High School|
|Industry||Trades / Services|
What I'm looking for
I rarely send out "kisses", but if you meet my "Ideal Partner", and you send me a "kiss", then I'll send you an email. Please be young at heart. If you have kids, young or old, great.!!.. If not, that's fine. I'd like to think that I could love your kids almost as much as my own. A non smoker.
- Female, for a relationship or dating
- Powderfinger ,REM,Sunnyboys ,Pete Murray,Paul Kelly, Hole, Hunters,The Barracudas,Springsteen,Dandy Warhols,Robbie Williams (yes, he has a great voice too), Green Day, Oasis, Le guru's, Iguana Pop,Most Oz bands.Most mainstream and some alternative. Really enjoying acoustic Fooies at the mo.
- I'm a prolific reader, well electronically anyway, I allow the television to read to me. At the mo, I'm reading "The Simpsons", a beautifully written work by Matt Groening, about a working class American family struggling in the nuclear age.(I really should try a book, shouldn't I ?)
- Movies & TV
- I saw this movie once about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over 50, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down". Can also handle most chick flicks.as long as you give me mogadon (& Euro beer) or both!!
- Well, considering that I'm a 1st generation upright, and my knuckles still drag along the ground, I really love monkey bars!!If I didn't have a physical job,I would be as fat as a hog.I have one of those 16' surf skis that has been sitting in the garage for 5 years(next summer) Building sandcastles
- Other Interests
- boating,travel, great art and design,a weekend bushwalk once a year. A nice cup of tea, whilst I go thru clients undie drawers, Doh!! . I like making funky furniture. Markets.Small restaurants.My friends. I love a live comedy act,The Mighty Dragons.Driving.Kids.HELP !!, I'm running out of characters
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