CallMeMaybe18

about me

A French Fry walks into a bar...

Okay, so now that I've gotten your attention I know that we're going to get along fabulously because you're also a happy, smiley person who is curious to find out what happens to Mr French Fry :)))))!
Without trying to subliminally tell you that I'm a perfect guy with a charming personality and someone you are going to miss whenever we are apart, I'm just going to say that I'm a really down to earth and friendly guy who's amazing in the kitchen! Lol.

I also know that you're going to use your sneaky methods to subtly extract this information from me on our first date anyway so I might as well get it out of the way now to avoid any awkward silences- I'm completely single, never married, no hang ups or crazy exes, no kids, no criminal records and I'm not desperate :). Yes I do have an amazing job, love to eat and I regularly keep fit in the gym. I try my best to look presentable but just in case you disagree, I am told that I become way more attractive the more you get to know me(!). My current obsession is trying to formulate the perfect smoothie recipe and I can't work out why girls must open their mouths when they put on mascara in front of the mirror! :P

ps. Want to know the rest of the Frenchie joke? I guess you will just have to email me to find out :D.
pps. And yes, the photos of me are recent and a true representation of myself!