Curio

about me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen climbing trees and saving stranded pets...

... I consider myself somewhat of a fashionista; critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
I love to cook. My speciality is 30 Minute Brownies, which I do in 20.
Other hobbies include urban hang-gliding, breeding clams and writing online bios about myself.
On the weekends, to let off steam, I build large suspension bridges in my backyard or engage in full-contact origami.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.
Some years ago, while on a wild psychoactive trip through the Amazon, I discovered the meaning of life and wrote it down on the back of a matchbox, which I inadvertently gave away.
I have run with the bulls, danced with the Dalai Lama, and defied death in the Himalayas....But I have not yet found my soul mate.