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46, Male, Single, Yarra-Dandenong Ranges, VIC
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Nervy, twitchy, angst ridden lonely guy hang on hang on hang on.....let me rewrite that...dark, intense, brooding, introvert loves solitude....seeks same in fem

Am currently 46 but told I could pass for 45. No, that line is not meant to be taken seriously. If you understood that without me saying so, please read on...

What I am for....

Music - words can be twisted, but great music communes with the soul

Laughter - a sense of humor... is a sense of perspective

Timber (in the next life I want to come back either as a minor chord progression in a great melody or else a burl in a beautifully lacquered, loved and functional piece of bubinga or red-gum)

vs what I hate ( I read once you can tell a lot about a person by what they hate)...


-waiting at Airports (cos you can potentially experience all 5 of the above in one go. eg "Unfortunately, since you are one minute late, I'm sorry (they arent, so thats lie #1) but you cannot board the aeroplane, even though it has been delayed 30mins out of Melbourne (unfairness, hypocrisy and jobsworth all in one)... However we do value you as a customer ..." (lie #2, and a cliche to boot - ka-ching)....

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At a glance

Summary CuthbertCalculus's details CuthbertCalculus's ideal partner
Age 46 years old 35 - 43 yrs old
Location Yarra-Dandenong Ranges, VIC AUSTRALIA
Body type Average Slim, A bit overweight, Athletic, Average
Height 5'8/172 cm 5'2/157 cm - 5'9/175 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke Don't smoke, Trying to quit
Relationship status Single Divorced, Separated, Widowed, Single
Have children No, have no children
Wants children Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine
Personality Social
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Other
Nationality AUSTRALIA
Ethnic/cultural background North European South European, Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latino, East European, Other Caucasian, Mixed Race, North European, Asian
Religion Other
Political persuasion No strong beliefs
Sign of the Zodiac Libra Check compatibility »
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially Non-drinker, Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet
Have pets No, like pets but do not have any
Education level Post Graduate Post Graduate, Degree, Diploma, Some college
Industry IT / Telecoms
Job role Professional

What I'm looking for

me, but prettier, and with more hair. An unassuming person I can admire and respect for her intellect, her honesty, her beliefs and her passion for a cause beyond herself. with an engaging but shy smile....that's how I define 'sexy'...A nice pair of eyes to get lost in also helps.

  • Female, for a relationship, dating, friendship or companionship

My interests

Maybe I'm too dumb to get it, but in any free association test, the word 'snooze' comes to mind when I think of jazz, and rap rhymes with crap. Anything else is fine....whether its blues, rock, pop, folk, classical from the 1860s, 1990s, or last week, so long as it has a melody (good lyrics
DAEMON...its it and be very scared.
Movies & TV
lots of stuff, too numerous to mention. Can enjoy films ranging from Hollywood blockbusters to French arthouse so long as its done well (eg first Daniel Craig 007 outing) or has Monica Belluci in it :) Hate reality TV, it dumbs u down (see, it's happening as I write)
I dont know whether I should admit it or not, but here goes.....I am one of the 3 men in Australia who do *not* think watching sport is a valid way to spend an evening (in company or on my own), but I do engage in strenuous cardio based exercise regularly.
Other Interests
toxophily, carpentry. travel...anywhere around the globe except Afghanistan, and 3rd world dictatorships.

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