Groundhog74 (was Dam74)

about me

So, first impressions hey. Well, how can you resist a man that loves line dancing, drinking VB, pig shooting and car shows. And I barrack for Collingwood.

Well, if you've read on after reading that average headline, then you've passed the first, most important test. You have a sense of humour.
So here we go. RSVP has given me the task of trying to sell off this re-released model. The Groundhog74 has just landed in their over-crowded showroom, so a quick sale is preferred. Is in excellent condition, has low km's and the price is right, but is negotiable.
The Groundhog74 originally rolled off the production line way back in 1974. It is white in colour, with a slight darkening during Summer. It strictly only carries 1 passenger at a time. Females preferred. Actually, the Groundhog74 is rather sexist as it will only accept female passengers with a cute and cheeky smile, and eyes that glow. Considering the age of the Groundhog74, the interior is in immaculate condition. The exterior has a few blemishes, to be expected for the age of the model, but nothing a loving owner can't over look. This used model drives like new thanks to the big V8 under the bonnet. The motor is super reliable, hard working and can go all day, and all night if the owner pleases. It can be driven fast on a Friday or a Saturday night, but loves nothing more than a relaxing Sunday drive and sticking to the speed limit during the week. Other notable features include ABS, alloy wheels, 27 air-bags, iPod connectivity, Bluetooth, MP3,4,5,6,7 and 8 compatibility and if you ask it nicely, it can even do the vacuuming for you, or even do the dishes.
So, if you're looking for an honest, hard-working, intelligent drive that is reliable, focused, fun to drive, is full of surprises and will put a constant smile on your face, then enquire within. I promise, you wont be disappointed. ;-)