DrLivingstone

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So these things I know for certain:

-- Your dog will love you completely and unreservedly, if you get anything other than snarky ambivalence from your cat, you are doing well
--Tofu is not a real food
--"Would you like to come in for coffee" does not actually mean you will get coffee
-- Approximately 80% of all statistics are invented
-- Chocolate makes things better
-- Travel expands the mind, and reinforces how lucky we are to live in Australia

But these are the big questions:

-- Why are you not allowed to talk to people in elevators?
-- Why do old guys wear their pants under their armpits?
-- What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
-- Why don't they make lime topping for ice cream any more?
-- Who really thinks crocs look good?
-- Mime - what's the point?
-- Who keeps giving Eddie McGuire work?
-- Why is common sense not common?
-- Big Brother - who cares?

So hopefully looking for someone who knows the answers and will be a fellow adventurer for:
-- Travel (planet wide)
-- Coffee (ditto)
-- Weekend papers
-- Picnics, museums, galleries
-- Movies
-- Restaurants
-- Bushwalking
-- The occasional foot massage
-- Sleeping in (while sleeping)
-- "Sleeping in"(while awake)
-- Walking the dog