I love getting caught in the rain
Stu's workmates have decided that it's high time he got back into the dating game. We think he's pretty ace, so have created a unique profile for him! Everyone was tasked with supplying a one-liner to help Stu out (with his permission, of course!). Here's the outcome!
My dream in life is to be on a reality TV show like Blair and Nathan. That way I'll get famous and be awesome!
I'm subtle, yet daring. I'm a little bit cheeky, a little bit nice, a little bit naughty and full of hot spice! You'll be the beef to my burger, the fish to my chips. You'll know it's business time with I start licking my lips!
I'm a generous lover who loves dolphins. I will tend to you like I tend to my garden - I love gardening! Speaking of outside, I love getting caught in the rain.
Music-wise, I'm quite varied. I would really prefer if every time a song plays, you could change the word "you" to "Stu". I love hearing a good Whitney Houston song with "and I will always love Stuuuuu!".
People used to compare me to Lance Armstrongâ¿¿ but I'd just like to say that despite claims of doping, I remain adamant that my prowess is entirely natural and god given! The laws of physics really do not apply to me, and I definitely know how to use a good ol' semicolon.
And finallyâ¿¿ my decade long study of the esoteric arts of tantric yoga means that we will discover new heights of pleasure together!
At a glance
|Summary||InspectHerWatson's details||InspectHerWatson's ideal partner|
|Age||35 years old||24 - 32 yrs old|
|Height||5'11/180 cm||under 5'0/152 cm - over 6'3/190 cm|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke|
|Have children||No, have no children|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Leo Check compatibility »|
What I'm looking for
- Female, for a relationship or dating
- Send a kiss to flirt and see if there is an initial attraction
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- Last online:
- 14 Feb '13