InspectHerWatson

about me

I love getting caught in the rain

THE BACKSTORY
Stu's workmates have decided that it's high time he got back into the dating game. We think he's pretty ace, so have created a unique profile for him! Everyone was tasked with supplying a one-liner to help Stu out (with his permission, of course!). Here's the outcome!

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My dream in life is to be on a reality TV show like Blair and Nathan. That way I'll get famous and be awesome!

I'm subtle, yet daring. I'm a little bit cheeky, a little bit nice, a little bit naughty and full of hot spice! You'll be the beef to my burger, the fish to my chips. You'll know it's business time with I start licking my lips!

I'm a generous lover who loves dolphins. I will tend to you like I tend to my garden - I love gardening! Speaking of outside, I love getting caught in the rain.

Music-wise, I'm quite varied. I would really prefer if every time a song plays, you could change the word "you" to "Stu". I love hearing a good Whitney Houston song with "and I will always love Stuuuuu!".

People used to compare me to Lance Armstrong⿦ but I'd just like to say that despite claims of doping, I remain adamant that my prowess is entirely natural and god given! The laws of physics really do not apply to me, and I definitely know how to use a good ol' semicolon.

And finally⿦ my decade long study of the esoteric arts of tantric yoga means that we will discover new heights of pleasure together!