MrKam

about me

Read my description please...

These are truly describe me, if you are looking for honesty :)
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. I am NOT mind readers.


1. Sunday sports or news, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let me be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to me with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what I do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If something I said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the " other one"

1. You can either ask me to do something Or tell me how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do I.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. I have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
I do that.

1. If I ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," I will act like nothing's wrong.
I know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. You have enough clothes

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round is a shape!

1. You Are the most beautiful woman in the world