Epicmontage (was Muchobliged)
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I'm a thoughtful, conscientious guy with a serrated wit and a slightly twisted sense of humour. Certified smart ass, but seldom without a smirk. 100% arrogant intolerant. Also trying to avoid gluten.
I'm taking the paint by numbers approach and making a big list of stuff I like so you get an accurate idea of what I'm about, minus the gratuitous strokes of embellishment. Whoomp! There [here] it is...
Photography, all things bicycles, BEACHES, summer, travel, design, spiced rum, live music, lucid dreaming, climbing, COOKING, living a healthy life, annnnnd [deep breath] exploring Perth's evolving cafe and bar scene.
When I can make it possible I'll board a plane to discover new sights. Preferably a sun drenched spot with awesome beaches. My happy place is a quiet stretch of sand, warm turquoise waters, excellent company, sippin' on fresh coconuts while listening to the distant sounds of a very large islander dude strumming out Billy Idol's greatest hits on the ukulele.
Message me if you might want to sing along, or if you have a request for our large islander friend...
At a glance
|Summary||Epicmontage's details||Epicmontage's ideal partner|
|Age||33 years old||22 - 35 yrs old|
|Location||Perth City, WA||Within 50km of his|
|Body type||Slim||Average, Slim, Athletic|
|Height||5'9/175 cm||5'0/152 cm - 5'7/170 cm|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke||Don't smoke|
|Relationship status||Single||Attached/married seeking friends only, Single|
|Have children||No, have no children||No, have no children|
|Personality||Social||Social, Very Social, Average|
|Hair colour||Dark Brown|
|Ethnic/cultural background||Other Caucasian|
|Political persuasion||Left wing|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Sagittarius Check compatibility »|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially|
|Have pets||No, like pets but do not have any||No, like pets but do not have any, Yes, have pets|
What I'm looking for
You're smart and sassy, with the right combination of silly and serious to grab my attention. You're accepting, open minded, witty and generous, with a mischievous streak that's only partially restrained.
- Female, for a relationship or dating
- I'm a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to music... I like down tempo stuff like Crystal Castles, Hermitude, The Knife... Cool parent music ala Creedance. Good hip hop. And also heavy stuff that pummels my ears into a pleasurable submission.
- Reading is an unfortunately infrequent activity.
- Movies & TV
- TV: Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks. Breaking Bad, Homeland, The Wire, The Simpsons, nature documentaries.
- Cycling, indoor climbing. I'm interested in health and maintaining fitness. I'm no gym freak though I like to work out a few times a week to help with climbing strength.
- Other Interests
- Drawing, the beach, animals, traveling, improving my cooking. I also like practicing street smarts, browsing the interwebs and reminding others there are always PlentyOf Fish in the sea. Putting 2 + 2 together.
- Send a kiss to flirt and see if there is an initial attraction
- Open up a 30-day contact period* to send unlimited messages
- During the contact period you can also chat if Epicmontage is online now.
- Get to know Epicmontage safely and securely before you exchange your personal contact details
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- Last online:
- 14 Apr '14