Ugly, crazed, serial offender. No sense of humour, can't take a joke. Probably not worth talking to, let alone writing. Red eyes in photo should'a been brown.
If you've read this far, it means you're interested or also crazy.
I try to keep fit, with varying degrees of success. I'm equally comfortable sitting, standing, bushwalking, reading, skiing, playing trains, Salsa dancing, scuba diving, dining out or drinking with friends.
I've travelled fairly extensively, and pretend I can speak a few languages (English, Australian, American, Gibberish, plus a couple of others, like Russian, Spanish, bit of German, schoolboy French).
I enjoy a joke and a laugh, and don't have a problem opening a door for a lady (which doesn't make me either a macho pig or a wimp). I'm not too hard to get along with, but I do have some opinions.
I'm financially secure (now that I've sold off all my weapons of mass destruction), and reasonably stable. Still looking for the sense of humour I've been told I've lost.
I've travelled heaps (still doing it), and tried a few different things. Professional (Geek) background, but drove buses in Europe (learned lots about people), smuggled, ran my own business, and even taught people things.
Comfortable by myself (remember what Pascal said "All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone." ), but enjoy being among people.
I like cooking, but prefer to cook for at least two.
After years of searching for answers (and not finding too many), I've decided the only things in life worth anything are friends and family.
At a glance
|Summary||PresentableGuy's details||PresentableGuy's ideal partner|
|Age||69 years old||28 - 58 yrs old|
Sydney - Lower North Shore, NSW
(Lower North Shore)
|Within 50km of his|
|Body type||Average||Athletic, Slim|
|Height||5'10/177 cm||5'3/160 cm - 5'9/175 cm|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke||Don't smoke|
|Have children||No, have no children|
|Wants children||Don't want any (more) of my own ask me about yours||Don't want any (more) of my own ask me about yours|
|Eye colour||Brown||Brown, Blue, Hazel, Grey, Green, Black|
|Hair colour||Dark Brown|
|Ethnic/cultural background||North European|
|Political persuasion||Swinging voter|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Virgo Check compatibility »|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially||Occasionally / socially|
|Diet||No special diet|
|Have pets||No, like pets but do not have any|
What I'm looking for
Stunningingly beautiful, slim, young, rich, dotes on me. Failing that, two arms, two legs, one head, or near equivalent.
- Female, for a relationship, dating or friendship
- Light classical, popular, jazz, C & W. Like lots of stuff without being hung up on it. Hate rap.
- Voracious reader. Fiction of all kinds, non-fiction, magazines, cereal packets.
- Movies & TV
- Comedies, light action adventures, documentaries, porno.
- Prefer to be a participant rather than a spectator. Play squash, volleyball, ski, swim, enjoy canyoning, bushwalking, scuba diving. Not into cricket or thugby.
- Other Interests
- Competitive Grasshopper racing, beer evaluation, Sea Horse riding. Will try (almost) anything twice.
- Send a kiss to flirt and see if there is an initial attraction
- Open up a 30-day contact period* to send unlimited messages
- During the contact period you can also chat if PresentableGuy is online now.
- Get to know PresentableGuy safely and securely before you exchange your personal contact details
* One RSVP stamp is required per contact period.
- Last online:
- 30 Oct '14