RoyalPhilosopher

about me

To be or not to be?

Well I'm just the average awesomesauce next door guy, smart ass, honest, caring, intelligent, smart ass, really creative, always up for a challenge, smart ass and most of all, humble. Sometimes people tell me I'm a smart ass but it's not my fault, I'm just drawn that way!

Seriously.... speaking.... (jeez took too much effort to write that...) I'm a jester/joker in the clothes of an Italian guy who moved to OZ almost 4 years ago to enjoy this amazing country and the awesomeness of Sydney. I work generally as a Barista/Bartender and I love my job even if I hate hospitality. Customer service is in my blood and even if 70% of the customers are just fillers, 25% of them usually makes me feel proud about what I do. Yes I miss the 5% and those are the customer that create stories to be told to amuse my friend with. Stories like "Can I have a Skim Latte but not too Skim?"..... Anyone who worked in hospitality will understand!

I love my life even if a hell of a lot happened in my past, but not all bad fortunately! I always look at the bright side but wearing the sunnies of reason and logic.... sounds stupid but hey, that's exactly me!

If you want to have a chat about anything and laugh about pretty much everything (I have a weird sense of humor, ranging from black humor to stupid geek inside jokes to plain british humor) give me a shout and I can spend hours making you laugh at the top of your lungs.... or die trying!