YumCha13

about me

Looking for that special one....if u dont like yum cha then its not gonna work out....sorry! but please read my profile before u make ur decision....

it seems like im the last dumpling in the bamboo steam bowl that nobody wants to touch....though i look bland but abit of soy sauce is all i need...just give me a chance????

do u believe in the saying..dont judge a book by its cover??? or my personal favorite which i stand by....give every dim sim/dumpling a try because u wont know how it taste unless u eat it...i was hesitant to try chicken feet for the first time because it looked disgusting but then i took my first feet in my mouth and my taste buds liked it....now i eat chicken feet with my eyes closed

dont judge a book by its cover or in my case dont judge a dumpling by its dumpling shape or dumpling look...:-)

i know my head looks like a dumpling but please dont let that be ur reason for rejecting me :-

oh and another thing...im not ur typical china man from fu man chu province...i dont smoke opium pipe, i dont squat on public toilet seats, i dont spit in public and i certainly object to ejecting nose booga onto the ground, i dont pick my nose on the train, i dont talk like im yelling or having an argument and i wont gamble my last $5 on the pokies rather than buy food to survive, and i brush my teeth regularly unlike the mainland blokes who brush it a few times per year and then wonder why they only have 2 teeth remaining and they are both decaying. i dont talk with my mouth full of dim sims and i dont have halitosis or avian flu and i am not a retard.

if thats not enough of selling myself to you than i suppose im not the one ur looking for....i can only try my best and sometimes my best is not good enough....

well maybe if my luck runs out here i can always go back to china where my ancestors came from for a mail order bride....bye :-)