boringoldman

about me

I've yet to be declared insane

Ladies, prepare to lower your expectations.

If you're looking for a corporate superstar, a debonair sophisticate or a moisturised metrosexual, you've come to the wrong place.

If, however, you're looking for somebody who drives safely, has solid punctuation and rarely gets arrested, read on.

But first consider these Fun Facts: Shane Warne once asked me if I wanted his autograph (I declined); I hate Christmas; I don't believe in birthdays; I dislike most foods; gay men always think I'm gay; Israelis always think I'm Israeli (don't get me started on gay Israelis); I enjoy using semicolons; I have a phobia about giving birth; I don't eat my greens; I time myself when I urinate (ask me what my record is); I'm writing a novel whose plot neither me nor my co-author understand; I know somebody who knows somebody called Lucky Pierre.

And now a bit about myself: I'm incredibly curious about the outside world; I'm a passionate traveller; I love meeting people from foreign countries; I'm a compulsive reader of history books; I enjoy using semicolons.

Sport is my other great passion. I'm very active, although I spend more time watching than playing. Football, cricket and AFL are my favourites.

If I was to describe myself...I'd do so in a list format, so I could use semicolons. Here goes: gentle; open-minded; respectful; self-absorbed; idiosyncratic; reliable; casual; laidback; trustworthy; optimistic; introverted; tolerant; friendly; hygienic.

I hope to meet a girl I can commit to as passionately as I have semicolons.