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chris276

27, Male, Single, Sydney - Eastern Suburbs, NSW
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My cat's breath smells like cat's food.

Executive Summary: If you're looking for a muscle-bound metro warrior whose main interests are protein supplements, sleeve tattoos, Chevrolet-badged Commodores, gettin' shredded for Stereo (brah), and comparing rat tails/bumbags, then I'm probably not your type.

So what do I enjoy? Sunny days. Armed robbery. Banter. Live music. LOUD music. Yelling at the television in frustration, alone or with company. Fine (and not so fine) cinema. Selling drugs to school children. Musing about the stupid world in which we live. Bar hopping. Playing sports I don't suck at (it's a short list). Writing out large essays about myself in stream of consciousness form and separating my thoughts with full stops in no discernible order. So yeah, all the usual (boring) stuff. Oh, and craft beer.

During the day I work as a mild mannered structural engineer, and I'm lucky to spend the occasional week in NZ during the year to assist with the earthquake recovery effort in Christchurch. I also run a small softwarr company in my spare time, which is becoming an increasingly important creative outlet for my otherwise humdrum schedule.

I'm fairly cynical, with a pretty dark and dry sense of humour. I have a extensive catalogue of useless pop culture knowledge that' I'm worried is slowly forcing out my tertiary education.

Why am I here? My industry doesn't exactly lend itself to meeting people of the opposite sex, and I'm a little over getting trashed on weekends in an effort to meet women in a bar or nightclub.

Please don't contact me if you're some balding, 40 year old creep sitting at home in a pile of their own faeces, rubbing butter on your chest while listening to the latest Cannibal Corpse album. Or if you have a collection of human skin suits in your closet.

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At a glance

Summary chris276's details chris276's ideal partner
Age 27 years old 23 - 33 yrs old
Location Sydney - Eastern Suburbs, NSW Within 75km of his
Body type Athletic Average, Slim, Athletic
Height 5'10/177 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke Don't smoke, Trying to quit
Relationship status Single Separated, Single, Divorced, Widowed
Have children No, have no children No, have no children
Wants children Undecided
Personality Social
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Dark Brown
Nationality AUSTRALIA
Religion Atheist
Political persuasion No strong beliefs
Sign of the Zodiac Pisces Check compatibility »
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet
Have pets No, like pets but do not have any
Education level Degree
Industry Consulting
Job role Professional

What I'm looking for

I consider intelligence and ambition to be the two of the most attractive traits a woman can have. A wickedly dry sense of humour would definitely be a plus. Quirky is great. Batshit crazy... Not so much. Lover of activities!

  • Female, for a relationship or dating

My interests

Music
Soundgarden, Led Zeppelin, Children Collide, Queens of the Stone Age, Tame Impala, Rage Against the Machine, Sparkadia, The Smashing Pumpkins, Guns N' Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, Kasabian, Pearl Jam, Django Django, Audioslave, Jane's Addiction, The Temper Trap, Pink Floyd
Reading
I don't read nearly as often as I should... Probably because I've had enough mental stimulation by the time I get home from work.
Movies & TV
The Simpsons (my ability to quote specific episodes borders on disturbing), Archer, Breaking Bad, The Inbetweeners, The IT Crowd, Robot Chicken, Monty Python, Se7en, The Dark Knight Rises, 500 Days of Summer, Snatch, Office Space, No Country For Old Men, The Departed, Inception, Memento
Sport
F1, cricket, football (soccer). I'm not into rugby league. At all. I'll never understand the obsession with watching overpaid, sweaty men in tiny shorts grapple each other and abusing women in their spare time. For some reason, I'm told I'm unusual in this respect. Go figure.
Other Interests
Obscure pop culture references, Jatz and cheese (mmm!), paying out people that watch UFC, and of course, separating my interests with commas on dating websites.

My groups

  1. Arts and Culture

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