chris276

about me

My cat's breath smells like cat's food.

Executive Summary: If you're looking for a muscle-bound, sleeve-tattooed metro warrior with tiny genitals whose main interests are protein supplements, Chevrolet-badged Commodore utes, and how many reps they did at the gym, then I'm probably not your type. For the rest of you, read on...

During the day I work as a mild mannered structural engineer, and I occasionally visit NZ to assist with the earthquake recovery effort in Christchurch. I make some scratch on the side running my own company developing software for a number of global engineering companies. I like to think I'm driven and career-minded.

I can usually be found checking out a new bar or restaurant with friends, at a gig, playing sport, or otherwise looking for adventures. If it's new and interesting, I want to try it.

I'm a bit of a movie and music buff with an extensive catalogue of useless pop culture knowledge. I also have a fairly irreverent and dark sense of humour.

Let's work through some stereotypical profile descriptors: "easy-going, down to Earth, enjoys a good laugh, likes to keep fit, fun-loving, doesn't take life too seriously, etc". Sigh. Let's just say I'm not boring, and I don't expect you to to be. :)

Why am I here? My industry doesn't exactly lend itself to meeting people of the opposite sex, and I'm a little over getting trashed on weekends in an effort to meet women in a bar or nightclub.

Please don't contact me if you're some balding, 40 year old creep sitting at home in a pile of their own faeces, rubbing butter on their chest while listening to the latest Cannibal Corpse album. Or have a collection of human skin suits in the closet. Or, worst of all, you're a bogan.

P.S. Emails aren't cheap, and I won't send one until you have a photo available. Sorry!