Seeking "Baggage toting Laughing Time Waisters" with a "tell you later" profile for a Sparked connection for a Serious Relationship (must be well groomed).
Liars, cheats, dishonest people, someone with tatts and piercings, a caterpillar collection, a criminal. Someone who will not respond to emails, call me, or meet up, perhaps a ghost or someone deceased, fictitious. Someone half full, with a cupboard overflowing with half full glasses, a "glass half full" person who sees the world as half full of half full glasses. Wanting:
"One night stands" "a FB" (not a FaceBook!) "a booty caller" and in particular, I want a "player" to "shag" ;-) ... if this isn't you, move on, sorry. Seeks "intamacy" and wants intimate encounters, and preferably is "marred," single, or attached, has been married before, is "seperated," but never had a relationship, has no baggage, mileage, verbiage, garbage, scrimmage, is new age but old fashioned, with designer luggage, and looks 17.2 years younger than in the pix. A cougar, a jaguar, a pomeranian (I like all nationalities) or a meerkat. Someone 25 years younger. Someone hygienic. Someone who likes AFL, RFL, RBT, FBT, BBQ, QBE, BBW, OAM, OBS/GYN, (perhaps QA and QI as well), QED. NO-ONE OLD!! NO-ONE YOUNG!! I could be your gran'pa or babysitter!!
So down to earth you can feel the worms and plant the seeds ;-) :-) :-/ :-0 :-P Mmmm, seeds. Loves innuendo.
Someone who spends most waking hours strolling beaches with a candle, wine (or an ambulant bottle), and a good book.
Loves a red, a white, or a pink. Sends me pix "down there" "below the belt" ;-)) No "mirror" shots, they creep me out!! No nudity!!
Someone who loves to laugh, laughs out loud, loves a laugh, and laughs often, ROFL, LOL, ROFL, LOL, ROLF, LMAO, woof, LOL, YRMV.
Someone who likes to curl up with a DVD (but avoids the sharp edge) on the couch potato/kumera.
A gym, or cocaine junkie, or a dealer.
I don't buy RSVP stamps.
At a glance
|Summary||instrumental's details||instrumental's ideal partner|
|Age||53 years old||38 - 58 yrs old|
|Location||Sydney - City, NSW (eastern suburbs)||within 50km of Bondi 2026|
|Body type||Average||Average, Athletic, Slim|
|Height||5'10/177 cm||5'2/157 cm - 6'1/185 cm|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke||Don't smoke|
Yes, have children who don't live at home
|Wants children||Don't want any (more) of my own ask me about yours||Undecided|
|Personality||Social||Very Private, Private, Very Social, Social, Average|
|Eye colour||Brown||Brown, Blue, Other, Hazel, Grey, Black, Green|
|Hair colour||Other||Light Brown, Red, Black, Dark Brown, Other, Blonde|
|Ethnic/cultural background||Other Caucasian||North European, South European, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Mixed Race, Black / African, East European, Asian, Other Caucasian, Aboriginal / TSI, Other Islander, Other, Middle Eastern|
|Religion||Other||Buddhist, Hindu, Agnostic, Atheist, New Age, Other, Jewish|
|Political persuasion||Left wing||Left wing, No strong beliefs, Swinging voter|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Sagittarius Check compatibility »|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially||Non-drinker, Occasionally / socially|
|Diet||No special diet||Vegetarian, Vegan, No special diet|
|Have pets||Yes, have pets|
|Education level||Post Graduate||Some college, Degree, Post Graduate, Diploma|
|Industry||Advertising / PR / Media|
What I'm looking for
Ms Wright, a time waister, a descent inteligent princess, a queen, to be war shipped, and wants to be dated, by a genurine gentalman, an old fashioned car-door opening sole mate 4 eva, seeking intamacy when hubby is away, but no sex!, discreet and honest, takes it slow. Must be clean shaven.
- Female, for a relationship, dating, friendship or companionship
- Music is a life blood for me: I play, listen, write, record, and sing .. (badly). Guitar, bass, drums. Beatles, Steely Dan, Beach Boys, Little Feat, R + B + Soul. Jeff Beck, Free, Zeppelin, and occasionally something slightly chilled. My own music. Funky stuff, rock stuff. Cool stuff.
- Absorbed by Nassim Nicolas Taleb: "Fooled by Randomness" and "The Black Swan." Tell it like it is, brother. Biographies, philosophies. Avoiding tabloids. I write my own books..badly .. (time permitting). Sydney newspapers need to lift their game. "Switch."
- Movies & TV
- Anything except a 20 second "news" grab. (Tame Your Dragon was fun). From Mythbusters to Q + A /Q I. Programs with a "Q" in them? But I don't watch a lot. I prefer playing music or conversation. French films, docos, satire, nature and ones that take me to places I can't get to.
- The pleasures of the seaside, thanks. Any well played match is a good one, but I'm not much of a spectator. Surf ski, swim, walk, stretch, breathe ..
- Other Interests
- Challenging conventions, art, sensuality, animal rights (time for respect), photography, pomegranate juice, new social paradigms. Arguing with politicians. Discussing contemporary issues. Food. Philosophy. Talking to you. Reciprocate, S'il Vouz Plait.
- Send a kiss to flirt and see if there is an initial attraction
- Open up a 30-day contact period* to send unlimited email
- During the contact period you can also chat if instrumental is online now.
- Get to know instrumental safely and securely before you exchange your personal contact details
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- Last online:
- 22 May '13