instrumental

about me

Seeking "Baggage toting Laughing Time Waisters" with a "tell you later" profile for a Sparked connection for a Serious Relationship (must be well groomed).

Seeking:
Liars, cheats, dishonest people, someone with tatts and piercings, a caterpillar collection, a criminal. Someone who will not respond to emails, call me, or meet up, perhaps a ghost or someone deceased, fictitious. Someone half full, with a cupboard overflowing with half full glasses, a "glass half full" person who sees the world as half full of half full glasses. Wanting:
"One night stands" "a FB" (not a FaceBook!) "a booty caller" and in particular, I want a "player" to "shag" ;-) ... if this isn't you, move on, sorry. Seeks "intamacy" and wants intimate encounters, and preferably is "marred," single, or attached, has been married before, is "seperated," but never had a relationship, has no baggage, mileage, verbiage, garbage, scrimmage, is new age but old fashioned, with designer luggage, and looks 17.2 years younger than in the pix. A cougar, a jaguar, a pomeranian (I like all nationalities) or a meerkat. Someone 25 years younger. Someone hygienic. Someone who likes AFL, RFL, RBT, FBT, BBQ, QBE, BBW, OAM, OBS/GYN, (perhaps QA and QI as well), QED. NO-ONE OLD!! NO-ONE YOUNG!! I could be your gran'pa or babysitter!!
So down to earth you can feel the worms and plant the seeds ;-) :-) :-/ :-0 :-P Mmmm, seeds. Loves innuendo.
Someone who spends most waking hours strolling beaches with a candle, wine (or an ambulant bottle), and a good book.
Loves a red, a white, or a pink. Sends me pix "down there" "below the belt" ;-)) No "mirror" shots, they creep me out!! No nudity!!
Someone who loves to laugh, laughs out loud, loves a laugh, and laughs often, ROFL, LOL, ROFL, LOL, ROLF, LMAO, woof, LOL, YRMV.
Someone who likes to curl up with a DVD (but avoids the sharp edge) on the couch potato/kumera.
A gym, or cocaine junkie, or a dealer.

I don't buy RSVP stamps.