sexymotherfuunker

31, Male, Single, Melbourne - City, VIC

about me

NotBeforeYouDo

Are you a crumpet?
(aka cute, rambunctious strumpet)
Yes?
Look no further. I'm your bread knife poised with a knob of butter to melt your crusty parts
Yes to flooseys, face-sitters, brawlers, bikies and knitters
No to girls from the goldcoast

Kiss me free!

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At a glance

Summary	sexymotherfuunker's details	sexymotherfuunker's ideal partner
Age	31 years old	20 - 40 yrs old
Location	Melbourne - City, VIC
Body type	Athletic
Height	6'3/190 cm	under 5'0/152 cm - 5'11/180 cm
Smoking habits	Don't smoke
Relationship status	Single	Single
Characteristics
Sign of the Zodiac	Aquarius Check compatibility »

What I'm looking for

F.i.t. It's a mental attitude. As in, you're banging if you think you're banging. But not if you overly think that or fixate on appearance.

Female, for a relationship or dating

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