vitruvianman

about me

Not perfect but so damn very close!

I am intellijent and whitty and have never seen the need to use a spelling chequer.

I enjoy the little things in life- like snapping up the last piece of chocolate, the smell of freshly brewed coffee, a perfect reverse park on the first try ,hitting a string of green lights and the occasional prostate exam.

Am open minded and will try anything once as long as it is not jumping out of an aircraft or making fun of a middle eastern religious figure. ( oh... I may be persuaded to jump out of an aircraft.)

To keep fit I run, swim or jump on most days. I run for the endorphin rush and the fresh air . I swim because i love feel of the water and i want to try an ocean swim. I practice jumping because the women on RSVP set the bar high.

Every second year I fly to Italy to visit my brother, practice my Italian with the accompanying animated hand gestures, immerse myself in the art and cuisine and then return 5 kilos overweight

Ladies stop begging me for photos of my genitals. My ultra zoom lens will not zoom in close enough. So move on.

If you want to know more about me you may ask any question as long as it has multiple choice answers and I have the option of phoning a friend or asking the audience. If it is a tough question their will be a pause... and I may need to go to a commercial break.

In conclusion don't let my outward appearance spook you. I am handsome on the inside. Think of me as a frog that once kissed will turn back into prince charming. Well maybe I may need several kisses. Well probably make that several thousand kisses. (Understand these evil magic spells do take time to wear off!). So help me out send me kiss - you know the button on the left hand side.
I hope I put a smile on your face if not too bad cause I have gone over my 1800