zelig

about me

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana! and never trust a woman who tells her real age - she's likely to tell you anything!

My friends tell me that I like travelling, fine dining, going to the theatre & gym, that I'm just as comfortable camping as in a 5 star-hotel; in high heels as in my converse, what the f... wd they know?I love them yet I don't trust them.I have pets & I don't like them.My other friends tell me that I look older than I am, now that sincerity is hard to find! I don't really know my age-I have a rough idea by what my parents told me!
I once prayed to God for a car and quickly found out he didn't work that way, so I stole one and prayed for his forgiveness. Why do we "just want our kids to be happy" I'd rather they fail so can learn to cope.
I'm "Mr.Environmentally Conscious": no kids, never flown, hardly shower, don't eat T-bone steaks and only recycle in public. Between two evils I always pick the one i have never tried before. Faith is not wanting to know what is true. What would it be like if we were all authors and there were no readers? I constantly remind myself to have a sense of "the other" hence I like to thank all those wa#$ers that aren't like me, as they allow me to be. I like waking up early, it's like having the country in the city or going back in time, everything is just a touch slower and fresher! It's "Digital-Detox Time"! so reduce the number of texts you send for Autumn, check the weather outside without tapping your i-phone, enjoy ur non-FB friends. RSVP is for lovers who later become friends. I live in my own world, but its ok they know me there. N.B.a ratio of 3 positive to one negative emotions is the best combination. Copying from a single source is plagiarism, whilst copying from multiple sources is research; 72% of the Universe=dark energy; 24%=dark matter; 4%=matter, the rest doesn't matter. Mum didn't breastfeed me, she liked me as a friend...