Headline“Smelly, uneducated, egotistical, overweight, toothless male with big ears seeks...”
This is model 'ZD-1' of our popular 'Not Very Bright but Does the Job Range'.
A big hit in Dwarf (Kentucky, USA), Looneyville (Texas, USA) the beautiful city of Big Smelly Chinaman (New Guinea).
'ZD-1' snores, sweats & eats everything (in sight) & has large protruding ears & hedge like nasal hair growth.
It has experienced the very best of exclusive WA: Target, The $1 Shop & the stunning Coles Super Store in Balga (arrive early for best parking spots).
'ZD-1' is house trained, well maintained & looked after, can cook, knows how to turn on a Washing Machine & can occasionally be seen (lost....) in a supermarket.
With feeding & the occasional walk it is reliable & can be introduced to parents & friends without fear of malfunction.
'ZD-1' is useful & can be sent on simple daily errands without the fear of it accidentally wandering into the pub & getting lost.
Cheap to run, feed once a day for maximum output!
Excellent with small animals, children & cleaning.
Comes with all Paperwork.
Complete Manufacturers Service History.
Lifetime Manufacturer's Warranty.
1st to see will buy.
Note: replacement teeth & ability to remember birthday's can be added at minor cost.
Dear reader, hope this made you laugh a little; at me or with me either is great as long as your smiling!
Many profiles are so similar; thought something different may catch your eye :)
I love our beautiful city & work as a Management Consultant which allows some cool international travel. Also love my 2 year old Golden Labrador, surfing & salsa.
Grew up in South America, school in the USA & Oz & Uni in Perth.
I guess I am looking for someone genuine for something genuine...
If the unusual profile doesn't put you off it would be great to hear from you!
At a glance
|Age||38 years old||26 - 35 years old|
|Location||Perth City, WA||Within 100km|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke||Don't smoke, Trying to quit|
|Ethnicity/background||White / Caucasian|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Sagittarius Check compatibility »|
|Hair colour||Dark Brown|
|children & pets|
|Have children||No, have no children||No, have no children|
|Wants children||Want (more) children of my own|
|Have pets||Yes, have pets|
|career & education|
|Education level||Post Graduate|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially|
What I'm looking for
Someone who can put up with me! A lady who loves the beach would be great :)
- Female, for a relationship or dating
- Hoodoo Gurus, Amy W, White Lines, The Clash, The White Strips
- The Crimson Petal & The White
- Salsa, dancing, surfing, scuba diving, tennis
- Other Interests
- Travel, have a little home in London & South of France, teach Salsa, Guide Dog Assistance Training