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39, Male, Single, Perth City, WA

Last online:
15 Jun '18
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Smelly, uneducated, egotistical, overweight, toothless male with big ears seeks...


This is model 'ZD-1' of our popular 'Not Very Bright but Does the Job Range'.

A big hit in Dwarf (Kentucky, USA), Looneyville (Texas, USA) the beautiful city of Big Smelly Chinaman (New Guinea).

'ZD-1' snores, sweats & eats everything (in sight) & has large protruding ears & hedge like nasal hair growth.

It has experienced the very best of exclusive WA: Target, The $1 Shop & the stunning Coles Super Store in Balga (arrive early for best parking spots).

'ZD-1' is house trained, well maintained & looked after, can cook, knows how to turn on a Washing Machine & can occasionally be seen (lost....) in a supermarket.

With feeding & the occasional walk it is reliable & can be introduced to parents & friends without fear of malfunction.

'ZD-1' is useful & can be sent on simple daily errands without the fear of it accidentally wandering into the pub & getting lost.

Cheap to run, feed once a day for maximum output!

Excellent with small animals, children & cleaning.

Comes with all Paperwork.

Complete Manufacturers Service History.

References provided.

Lifetime Manufacturer's Warranty.

1st to see will buy.

Note: replacement teeth & ability to remember birthday's can be added at minor cost.


Dear reader, hope this made you laugh a little; at me or with me either is great as long as your smiling!

Many profiles are so similar; thought something different may catch your eye :)

I love our beautiful city & work as a Management Consultant which allows some cool international travel. Also love my 2 year old Golden Labrador, surfing & salsa.

Grew up in South America, school in the USA & Oz & Uni in Perth.

I guess I am looking for someone genuine for something genuine...

If the unusual profile doesn't put you off it would be great to hear from you!

At a glance

his details

  • 39 years old
  • Male
  • Perth City, WA
  • Single
  • 5'11/180 cm
  • Non-smoker
  • Australian
  • White / Caucasian
  • Star sign - Sagittarius
  • Personality - Social
  • Eye colour - Blue
  • Hair colour - Dark Brown
  • Body Type - Athletic
  • Have no children
  • Want children
  • Have pets
  • Education - Post Graduate
  • Consulting
  • Executive
  • Anglican
  • Occasional/social drinker

his ideal partner

  • 26 - 35 years old
  • Female
  • Within 100km
  • Non-smoker, Trying to quit smoking
  • Have no children

What I'm looking for

Someone who can put up with me! A lady who loves the beach would be great :)

My interests

Hoodoo Gurus, Amy W, White Lines, The Clash, The White Strips
The Crimson Petal & The White
Salsa, dancing, surfing, scuba diving, tennis
Other Interests
Travel, have a little home in London & South of France, teach Salsa, Guide Dog Assistance Training