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34, Male, Single, Sydney - Upper North Shore, NSW


“Just a breezy guy looking for a gale”
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I'm a human male, kind of funny, quirky, I think I'm meant to be that way, I'm not sure. The manual didn't really explain much.

I have a very fluid personality that doesn't try to impose itself, and a quirky sense of humour most people either enjoy or run in stark horror from. Not that much into myself - awesome though I may be. I value people who are straight-forward, honest and generally unafraid to speak their mind. I'm also out of warranty, so trading me in might be difficult.

At a glance





Ideal partner

Age 34 years old 26 - 40 yrs old
Location Sydney - Upper North Shore, NSW Within 25km
Relationship status Single
Height 5'11/180 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke
Nationality AUSTRALIA
Ethnicity/background White / Caucasian
Sign of the Zodiac Libra Check compatibility »
Personality Average
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Blonde
Body type Slim
children & pets
Have children No, have no children Yes, have children living at home sometimes, No, have no children, Yes, have children who don't live at home
Wants children Undecided
Have pets Yes, have pets
career & education
Education level Diploma
Industry Administration
Job role Admin / Clerical / Secretarial
Religion Agnostic
Political persuasion No strong beliefs
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet

What I'm looking for

Naturally, someone who shares my interests. A good sense of humor would be a big tick on the old checklist. A generally happy person who can laugh at both themselves and life's little quirks.

  • Female, for a relationship or dating

My interests

Wide ranging. I don't favor any particular bands or musicians. I weigh the value of every song by its own merits, not by who wrote/sung/produced it.
Sci-fi, horror, fantasy, thriller, mystery. Being something of an aspiring novelist, I read constantly. I'm currently infatuated with Clive Barker. I'm also a bit of a graphic novel enthusiast.
Movies & TV
I like just about anything, from anime to arthouse, mainstream to experimental... I think it'd take less space just to say what sort of stuff I don't like. I am so-so with horror and rom-coms - everything else I'm pretty much into... So long as Steven Segal is not in it. That man makes my eyes bleed
Does Championship Poker count? It doesn't? Grrr. I exercise regularly, but my hand-eye coordination is so poor people normally take for the hills when it's my turn to throw something.
Other Interests
Online shenanigans, tearing it up with friends, sweating it out at gym and holding out against a small army of pugs.

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