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54, Female, Single, Sydney City, NSW

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Must love long walks off short piers, cliffs, and along precarious looking bridges. Oh, and my hyperactive pet sloth... the bloody thing just won't sit still...


Like you, I'm much more than just some pics and a few words.

Far from materialistic.
Nature lover.

Not after:
A sole mate; all my footwear already comes in pairs.
RevMan/ MrBlackPanther; I only like real revolutions with guns & sticks & things; plus I know my National Geographic; I'm not into being stalked.
I must draw the line at any genuine or real men; I only like zombies and figments of my own imagination.
I'm actually looking for someone who enjoys listening to crap music, loves awful food and absolutely delights in dull, unintelligent conversation of any kind (maybe even in that order).

A rocket scientist/PI by day and by default. During the week I split my time between NASA & ASIO (depending on who bids the most during that particular week) An exotic pole dancer by night. On weekends, I can't think of anything more stimulating than kicking back on the couch with a beer or fifty and watching my favourite sport on TV; ANY sport; because (in the immortal words of Roy and HG) "TOO MUCH SPORT IS NEVER ENOUGH!"
I believe that Mind Games is not just a song; it can be quite the recreational activity!
Unlike a lot of people, I LOVE travelling; astral and flights of fancy.
My head is firmly on my shoulders; when I'm not looking for it.
Looking for someone to complete me; as soon as I figure out which bit of me is missing!
I'm completely devoid of any sense of humour, and definitely not at a good place in my life as I'm currently living in a construction zone (probably the reason for my lack of humour).

I did have 37 selfies of my naked torso in front of the mirror. Blame RSVP; said they weren't explicit enough.

No hookups/dirty talk/pics. I'd be elsewhere doing it and getting paid for it!

Namaste & Blessed Be.

At a glance

her details

  • 54 years old
  • Female
  • Sydney City, NSW
  • Single
  • 5'3/160 cm
  • Non-smoker
  • Antarctica
  • Star sign - Scorpio
  • Personality - Social
  • Body Type - Slim
  • Have no children
  • Possibly want children
  • Have pets
  • Arts / Entertainment / Sport / Recreation
  • Occasional/social drinker
  • No special diet

her ideal partner

  • 35 - 50 years old
  • Male
  • Within 500km
  • Divorced, Widowed, Single, Separated

What I'm looking for

A time machine. Indiana Jones...or his hat. A haystack without any needles! Brawn is good; a brain's even better! A curious mind; inquisitive, not weird! Oh, and someone who absolutely defies gravity; as opposed to being down to earth of course! or is that, OFF course? My mind!...flying penguins...

My interests

All encompassing-almost!Glen Hansard-P.Kelly-C.Whitley-Costello-Tim&Jeff Buckley-Shamanic Drums-Vedder-Radiohead-U2-The voices in my head..Oh..that IS U2; and there's something very special about piercing car alarms that go off outside my bedroom window at 6am;just LOVE those kinds of melodic sounds
No. I can't; but only books I find in all good bookstores as opposed to all bad ones.Neurolinguistics.Astronomy.Metaphysics.Laws of LORE.Sagan.R Bandler.W.B.Yeats.Kerouac.Krishnamurti.TS Eliot T McKenna.Currently-The Brain that Changes Itself & the Complete Works of Lewis Carroll...and my palm lines
Movies & TV
TV? the one in my head. Science/Nature. Films: A.Lot! Today: Monty Python's Argument Clinic (go to YouTube & have a laugh) Gratuitous horror & graphic violence, especially the 6pm news. SouthPark (nothing without Cartman) K Pilkington. To Kill a Mockingbird; and yes, Vampires do suck. Oh, and TOONS!
I try to be a good one. When that fails, riding my bike (when I'm not fixing the damn thing) Bushwalking (when I AM fixing the damn thing) my local chocolate shop when I have just realised I'm all out of dark chocolate and it's nearly 5pm..Stretching the truth & Jumping to conclusions.
Other Interests
Photography & writing,star-spotting-celestial not Hollywood,the Sea at night & thunderstorms..over the sea at night,Sunsets & Moonrises,all creatures great & small,Our pale blue dot,Penguins sliding on ice,People's expressions after they've asked if my twin brother & I are identical..& I've said yes