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55, Male, Single, Sydney - Inner West, NSW
Last online:
20 Jul '17


“Time flies like an arrow; Fruit flies like a banana AND Never trust a woman who tells her real age, she's likely to tell you anything...”
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My friends tell me that I like travelling, fine dining, going to the theatre & gym,that I'm just as comfortable camping as in a 5 star-hotel or in high heels as in my converse-the poor dears don't really know & I especially wouldn't quote them here. I have pets yet I don't like them. My other friends tell me that I look older than I am, now that sincerity is hard to find & yet I don't know my age-I have a rough idea by what my parents told me! Why "just want our kids to be happy" I'd rather they fail so they learn to cope.
I'm "Mr.Environmentally Conscious": no kids, never flown, hardly shower, don't eat steaks & only recycle in public. Between two evils I always pick the one I have never tried before. Faith is not wanting to know what is true. What would it be like if we were all authors and there were no readers? I constantly remind myself to have a sense of "the other" hence I like to thank all those that aren't like me, as they allow me to be. I like waking up early, it's like having the country in the city or going back in time, everything is just a touch slower and fresher! It's "Digital-Detox Time"! so reduce the number of texts you send for Spring, check the weather outside without tapping i-phone & enjoy your non-FB friends. RSVP is for lovers who later become friends. I live in my own world, but its ok they know me there. N.B.a ratio of 3 positive to one negative emotions is the best combination. Copying from a single source is plagiarism, whilst copying from multiple sources is research; 72% of the Universe=dark energy; 24%=dark matter; 4%=matter, the rest doesn't matter. Mum didn't breastfeed me, she liked me as a friend. Travel, a form of neurosis? surely not!

At a glance





Ideal Partner

Age 55 years old 18 - 120 years old
Gender Male N/A Female
Location Sydney - Inner West, NSW Within 10km
Relationship status Single
Height 5'7/170 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke
Nationality Australian
Ethnicity/background Hispanic / Latino
Personality Average
Eye colour Hazel
Hair colour Other
Body type Athletic Athletic, Average, Slim
children & pets
Have children No, have no children
Wants children Don't want any (more) of my own ask me about yours
Have pets No No, Yes, have pets, No, like pets but do not have any
career & education
Education level Degree
Industry Other
Job role Student
Religion Atheist
Political persuasion Left wing
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet

What I'm looking for

Someone who is passionate about something, even if it's nothing; has eye & hair colour, height, ethnicity,a diet, personality, education, is occupied, answered the Q.on children, drinks, has a marital status & a location (try & get a 2nd date with a nomad-I'll never learn!). Someone who is anyone!

My interests

Many things are 'music to my ears' e.g.squeaky chalk on a blackboard-if I'm the manufacturer,baby's cry at birth to deaf/mute parents (well the doctor) car screeching to a halt millimetres from a pram;heavy metal & country music-cause they're unloved.Silence, rests between chords & notes etc..
I read people's tone, rhythm, body language, expression.My mind wanders, I read less books & more intentions! I carry a card saying "I can't read"I show to the persistent 'deaf/dumb' that show me a card for donations!Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, inside of a dog its too dark to read
Movies & TV
Events that 'move' you from one to another reality (Some move me to another theatre) Formulaic Hollywood movies don't really move me! Actors in general, good/bad: Malcolm McDowell, Malcolm Turnbull, Scott Caan, Scott Morrison. Greats:Il Postino, W.Allen & Marx Bros, Orson Welles', Jim Jarmusch,
Jumping to 'coronary conclusions' Pushing my luck & Running out of time. "That Zelig-he's such a good sport & he's always sporting his 'Sunday-best'." Walking pumps blood from the legs to the heart, & I still enjoy it! AND if I get excited, it builds up to 'the thrill of the chase' as in courting!
Other Interests
Aaah..the intimacy of holding hands /rolling down a grassy slope together/breakfast/yum-cha/dinner/walks by the seaside/nature builds up appetite for 'the pursuit'/Variety/++rolling down the hill/coin collecting/tiddly-winks/I really do like deaf/dumb people/Karaoke-which is Japanese for tone deaf

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