- Last online:
- 26 Mar '17
Headline“Condense yourself in 160 characters Oops I now only have 103 left. The best thing about me is I only have 54 characters left and frankly that is not enough. Bye”
Unfortunately as one gets older the opportunity to meet others diminishes Many of my friends of the past are either dead or married which seems a kin to a slow form of death. Not that there is anything wrong with marriage ! I have never tried it. Quite possibly because I have not found anyone who I hate enough to inflict me, upon them.OK OK I have read this last paragraph it was meant to be amusing but those sensitive members of the audience need not worry. I am just a person who has not done an advertising degree and attempted to make my profile a little different from the generalised self serving drivel people would have you believe! I mean how many blokes actually will ,still open the door for you, to your car after six months of knowing you! Except or me! (see, Questionable truth in advertising) As mentioned I would like to increase my circle of friends or form a relationship with someone with whom I have chemistry!
Allthough my profile might indicate that I am a bit uncultured (I do have a sensitive side) which DOES NOT MEAN SENSITIVE TO MY OWN NEEDS! Through out my adult life I have maintained friendships with females based on respect WHICH DOES NOT MEAN HANGING AROUND WOMEN UNTIL THEY REACH AN EMOTIONAL LOW , REQUIRE SUPPORT AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM! Ok enough of my social studies! I live on a farm have horses, cows and poultry , I love them very much and the RSPCA has never contacted me because of this LOVE! I have a fair bit of free time oh ! I also have boats, motorbikes and a 4WD so at least one of these activities would appeal to someone out there. I am not much of a typer so if you respond to a kiss I will probably ask for your phone number. Sorry to end on a -ve note NO JEALOUS APPLICANTS. Hope this made you laugh all the way to the phone
At a glance
|Age||49 years old||40 - 52 years old|
|Location||Northern Rivers, NSW||Within 75km|
|Relationship status||Single||Attached / married / seeking friends only|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Aquarius Check compatibility »|
|Body type||A bit overweight||Slim, Athletic, Average|
|children & pets|
Yes, have children living at home sometimes
|Wants children||Undecided||Undecided, Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine|
|Have pets||Yes, have pets|
|career & education|
|Industry||Healthcare / Medical|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially|
|Diet||No special diet|
What I'm looking for
I find this section difficult because the amount of characters allocated to describe you is four times less than what was allocated to describe me. In brief attractive at least to me, intelligent at least to others. Humorous without being a village idiot and the ability to embrace success & failure.
- Female, for a relationship or dating
- Music from 60's to present contempory styles. Some standout's include elton john, ricki lee jones, joni mitchell, Queen, James Blunt, PINK, Lloyd Cole and the commotions, David Bowie ETC IF YOUR WORK AND COMMITMENTS ARE CLOSE TO24/7 PLEASE DONT RESPOND as I HAVE TME TO SPEND AS I PLEASE wth you !!
- More inclined to write than read. Read non-fiction predominantly, have read Charlotte"s Web and Electric Coolaid Acid Test.a very long time agoOK HERES ANOTHER STINK BOMB PLEASE DONT INVITE AN EMAIL IF YOUR A ONE EMAIL WONDER OR YOU THINK 2480IS MY PH NO NOT MY ADDRESS LOLOL UMM THATS IT FOR READ
- Movies & TV
- I love TV and movies, series like Seinfeld, Frasier, The Bill. found underbelly the extremely fascinating. Movies anything except science fiction and horror I did watch INTO THE WILD a movie by Sean Penn and actually met the main character Alex in Oh My God HotSprings California so send me a pie?
- I don't watch sport on TV, I have not played group sport for years would do if it inproved my chances. More then likely to ride a bicycle on a full moon at the beach or bushwalking.PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT NOT EVERY MALE IS LIKE YOUR EX LOLAND SOMEONE OUT OF THE NORM MIGHT BE A BREATH OF AIR U NEED
- Other Interests
- Yes trudging a moonlit beach clutching abottle of red looking for YOU who i will then treat as a godess princess and or lady which will result with a spark with such intensity to illuminate all the beaches so all the other rsvp zombies doing the same can find their perfect partners and be happy !!XX