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36, Male, Single, Sydney - Upper North Shore, NSW


“Ladies, prepare to lower your expectations”
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Some men tick all the boxes. Some men tick very few boxes. Some men tick no boxes. I fit snugly between those last two categories.

Have you become so disillusioned by men that you're willing to settle for very little? That's where I come in.

So what makes me so unappealing? Excellent question. Well, I'm boring, self-absorbed and anti-social, although not necessarily in that order.

In the interests of full disclosure, I must also mention that I'm not the moisturised metrosexual you've always fantasised about bringing home to mama.

Nevertheless, I do have some redeeming features. I'm a safe driver. I have excellent punctuation. I rarely get arrested.

Here are a few more fun facts:

¿ I hate Christmas
¿ I don't believe in birthdays
¿ I dislike most foods
¿ Gay men always think I'm gay
¿ Israelis always think I'm Israeli
¿ I have a phobia about giving birth
¿ I know somebody who knows somebody called Lucky Pierre
¿ Shane Warne once asked me if I wanted his autograph (I declined)
¿ I time myself when I urinate (ask me what my record is)
¿ I'm writing a novel whose plot neither me nor my co-author understand


-Why should I date you?
You shouldn't. Please see above.

-In that case, can you set me up with Lucky Pierre?
You're not his type.

-Do you like naive, vulnerable women?
They're my favourite.

-Why do I find myself strangely attracted to you?
Please refer to your previous question.

-You sound like an idiot.
That's a statement, not a question.

Here are the things I hold closest to my bosom:
¿ Sport
¿ Reading
¿ History
¿ Schnitzel

I bid you farewell, young lady. For your sake, I hope we never meet.

P.S. As my profile says, I don't date girls older than 117. So will all you great-great-great-grandmothers please stop texting me?

At a glance





Ideal partner

Age 36 years old 18 - 117 yrs old
Location Sydney - Upper North Shore, NSW Within 25km of his
Relationship status Single Single, Widowed, Separated, Divorced
Height 5'11/180 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke
Nationality AUSTRALIA
Ethnic/cultural background East European
Sign of the Zodiac Taurus Check compatibility »
Personality Private Very Private, Private, Social, Average
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Dark Brown
Body type Athletic
children & pets
Have children No, have no children
Wants children Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine Don't want any (more) of my own ask me about yours, Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine, Don't want any (more) of my own or anyone else's, Undecided
Have pets No, like pets but do not have any
career & education
Education level Degree
Industry Advertising / PR / Media
Job role Professional
Religion Atheist
Political persuasion Swinging voter
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet

What I'm looking for

I'm very open-minded about looks, appearance, background, profession, hobbies, etc (yes, I'm very open-minded about etc). I like girls who are friendly, intelligent, independent and willing to turn a blind eye to illegal behaviour. Want to know how to win my heart? Offer to pay for all our dates.

  • Female, for a relationship

My interests

I want to have Neil Finn's babies. Do you?
Almost everything I read is non-fiction. In a happy coincidence, much of my profile is non-fiction.
Movies & TV
As I become older and grumpier, I increasingly find myself turning from mainstream fare towards less commercial offerings. I often watch ABC and SBS (although I don't drink chardonnay or eat quiche). My favourite movie is Brokeback Mountain (see aforementioned comment about gay men).
Yes, please.
Other Interests
Correcting people's spelling.

My groups

  1. Fitness Fun
  2. Mans Best Friend
  3. Sports Fans

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