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WhenTheBalloonPops (was WhyGirlsAreCute)

42, Male, Single, Sydney - Lower North Shore, NSW

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(updated 17 Nov'17) Uglier than a baboon's behind but with the heart of an angel~ Are you still interested? I made up one of the claims, guess which one haha ;)


Once upon a time, there was:
~ a young girl with a heart of gold but she too shy to talk to boys
> a young boy with a caring heart but he did not realise how nice girls were

Over the years:
~ the young girl grew into a beautiful woman but she still did not know to talk with guys, so focused on her career & ignored her heart's deepest desires
> the young boy grew into a handsome man but he still did not know to to chat with girls, so focused on watching sports with his very simple minded mates

Many years passed and:
~ the beautiful girl grew more frustrated by the shallowness & crudeness of many of the guys she met
> the handsome man grew more disappointed by the vanity & aloofness of many of the girls he met

> the handsome man became a brave, courageous man & decided to go online to find his princess

~ so why the hell aren't you answering his Kiss?
Are you still too shy to talk with him? haha

I am:
- emotionally open & unrestricted
- able to read non-verbal female facial gestures easily
- very non judgemental: I focus only on your intentions, not your actions
- against playing "Impress the girl" games, that's for losers only
- rejection resistant

Hope you:
- not shy
- have a heart which is warm & open
- speak genuinely from your heart
- non judgemental
- can accept opinions different from yours= totally essential quality

If u can share your deepest secrets with a guy then u have a true connection, not just a fantasy attraction

U will make one of 2 mistakes online:
- choose the Wrong guy or NOT choose the Right guy, pick wisely

If this profile challenges u, it is because 97.3% males cannot speak to females without fear or ego

I believe that a strong friendship is essential in any long term connection, so am happy to start as friends

At a glance

Details Ideal Partner
Age 42 years old 20 - 120 years old
Gender Male N/A Female
Location Sydney - Lower North Shore, NSW Within 50km
Relationship status Single
Height 5'5/165 cm at most 5'9/175 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke Don't smoke
Nationality Australian
Ethnicity/background Asian
Sign of the Zodiac Scorpio
Personality Social Very Social, Average, Social
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Black
Body type Average
children & pets
Have children No, have no children
Wants children Possibly wants children
Have pets No
career & education
Education level Degree Post Graduate, Diploma, Some college, Degree
Industry Other
Job role Other
Religion Agnostic
Political persuasion No strong beliefs
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet

What I'm looking for

A lady who does NOT: fear life itself, think men just want to take advantage of her & is open to sharing her hopes, dreams and fears, without playing social games. You do not have to look like a model but if good looks or wealth are a priority in life for you, please skip this profile :)

My interests

Is this the first time, an online male has managed to make you think really hard? My mission is accomplished then, Lol. This is my 1st unusual talent, my 2nd one is that I will treat you like an old friend when I see you: totally forgetting that you are even female, this is the unbelievable truth
Did you know that the guy that really, really matches you for the long term, will look far less hot than you expected or hoped for. Sorry, to pop your romantic balloon, haha. Finally, my user name makes sense and the circle is complete :)
Movies & TV
If you are too shy/cautious to actually reply to my emails or meet in person, please refuse my Friend request, as you will be totally wasting your time & energy if you ask for my email. I am extremely authentic & do not wish to be contacted by those who are window shopping only. I have pure energy
From what many females have told me, I believe that most males do not know how to communicate with females in an emotionally direct & honest manner, this relational disaster has been created by many generations of faulty male role programming. Loving the guy does NOT fix his problem, I guarantee u!
Other Interests
If I told you how shallow most guys are, you would be terrified - they sort girls with one question only - is she hot? Most girls sort guys with 3 questions: the first 2 are flawed, Lol. Yes, you are correct: I do not think like mainstream, grew up with very different energies from most males :)

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