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WhenTheBalloonPops (was WhyGuysAreSoCute)

42, Male, Single, Sydney - Lower North Shore, NSW

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Free Kiss
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(updated 13 Jan'18) Uglier than a baboon's behind but with the heart of an angel~ Are you still interested? I made up one of the claims, guess which one haha ;)


Once upon a time, there was:
~ a young girl with a heart of gold but she too shy to talk to boys
> a young boy with a caring heart but he did not realise how nice girls were

Over the years:
~ the young girl grew into a beautiful woman but she still did not know to talk with guys, so focused on her career & ignored her heart's deepest desires
> the young boy grew into a handsome man but he still did not know to to chat with girls, so focused on watching sports with his very simple minded mates

Many years passed and:
~ the beautiful girl grew more frustrated by the shallowness & crudeness of many of the guys she met
> the handsome man grew more disappointed by the vanity & aloofness of many of the girls he met

> the handsome man became a brave, courageous man & decided to go online to find his princess

~ so why the hell aren't you answering his Kiss?
Are you still too shy to talk with him? haha

I am:
- emotionally open & unrestricted
- able to read non-verbal female facial gestures easily
- very non judgemental: I focus only on your intentions, not your actions
- against playing "Impress the girl" games, that's for losers only
- rejection resistant

Hope you:
- not shy
- non judgemental
- have a warm & open heart
- speak unfiltered from your heart
- can accept opinions different from yours (essential quality)

If u can share your deepest secrets with a guy then u have a true connection, not just a fantasy attraction

U will make one of 2 mistakes online:
- choose the Wrong guy or NOT choose the Right guy, pick wisely

If this profile challenges u, it is because 89.2% males cannot speak to females without fear or ego

I believe that a strong friendship is essential in any long term connection, so am happy to start as friends

At a glance

Details Ideal Partner
Age 42 years old 20 - 120 years old
Gender Male N/A Female
Location Sydney - Lower North Shore, NSW Within 50km
Relationship status Single
Height 5'5/165 cm at most 5'9/175 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke Don't smoke
Nationality Australian
Ethnicity/background Asian
Sign of the Zodiac Scorpio
Personality Social Average, Very Social, Social
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Black
Body type Average
children & pets
Have children No, have no children
Wants children Possibly wants children
Have pets No
career & education
Education level Degree Diploma, Degree, Post Graduate, Some college
Industry Other
Job role Other
Religion Agnostic
Political persuasion No strong beliefs
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet

What I'm looking for

A lady who does NOT: fear life itself, thinking men only want to take advantage of her & is open to sharing her hopes, dreams and fears, without playing social games. You do not have to look like a model but if good looks or wealth are a priority in life for you, please skip this profile :)

My interests

Is this the first time, an online user has managed to make you think about who u truly are inside? This is my 1st unusual talent, my 2nd one is that I will treat you like an old school friend when I see you: totally forgetting that you are even female, this is the really true!
- Someone once said "a true friend is one who knows most of your flaws & still wants to to talk to you" - Someone else added "your true match is someone who knows all your faults (including the private ones) & still wants to see u every morning" - One of them is wrong, do u know which one?
Movies & TV
If you are too shy/cautious to actually reply to my emails or meet in person, please refuse my Friend request, as you will be totally wasting your time & energy if you ask for my email. I am extremely authentic & do not wish to be contacted by those who are window shopping only.
Other Interests
If I told you how shallow most guys are, you would be terrified - they sort girls with one question only - is she hot? Most girls sort guys with 3 questions: often 2 are flawed. Do u know which ones? :)

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