I'm self-centreed, emotionally distant, and probably not too bright either... Please read my profile =)
I once got my leg bitten off by an giant octopus when boarding a French ship. It was a vicious night in 1793 and the wind was cold, and the French, angry.
I once woke up in a park after having a nap to find naked children shoveling sand on to me.
I'm quite commonly described as funny, but I think this is because my ideas are far too revolutionary for peoples to accept and thus they believe it's humour. I've also been told I'm a right wing asshole, but I disagree with this, I'm more of a moderate, centrist asshole
I'm not really a nice person, or Mr Right or any of those things. I am lazy, self centered bastard. I also manage to get some writing done in between my drinking job.
Some of the things that irrationally irritate me include, but are by no means limited to:
- Kids these days.
- People who walk slowly on the footpath. You know who you are.
- People on my lawn.
- Gen Y.
- Everyone I have to share public transport with between the hours of 7am to 11am.
- Junk mail that isn't pizza coupons.
- Crocodiles (salt or freshwater)
- Overly slow elevators.
- Fast food employees.
- People more successful than me.
- People less successful than me.
- Fancy computer gizimidgits.
- People who aren't me.
- Screaming children in confined spaces.
- Kids on my lawn.
- Kids on other people's lawns.
- Robots from the future.
- Any combination of the above.
At a glance
|Summary||goonharlot's details||goonharlot's ideal partner|
|Age||30 years old||25 - 32 yrs old|
|Location||Sydney City, NSW||Within 50km of his|
|Body type||Slim||Athletic, Average, Slim|
|Height||over 6'3/190 cm||at least 5'0/152 cm|
|Smoking habits||Regularly||Trying to quit, Occasionally / socially, Don't smoke, Regularly|
|Have children||No, have no children|
|Personality||Social||Private, Very Private, Very Social, Social, Average|
|Eye colour||Grey||Hazel, Green, Blue, Grey|
|Nationality||KOREA, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF|
|Ethnic/cultural background||Black / African||Mixed Race, East European, Other, Other Caucasian, Middle Eastern, Asian, North European|
|Political persuasion||Swinging voter|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Cancer Check compatibility »|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially||Often|
|Diet||Other special diet||Other special diet, Vegetarian, No special diet|
|Have pets||Yes, have pets|
|Education level||Post Graduate|
|Industry||Pharmaceutical / Biotechnology|
|Job role||Senior Management|
What I'm looking for
Ideally someone out of the ordinary, looks are important but so is intelligence. A non-octopus/non-robot status is also highly regarded. Also I'm 6'6" so someone anywhere near my height would be nice as well, albeit unlikely
- Female, for dating, friendship or companionship
- I listen to most genre from classical, jazz,rock, some metal, & punk, to electronica Radiohead, At the Drive-In, The Smashing Pumpkins, Muse, , Stevie Wonder, Opeth, Pink Floyd Bon Iver, Sparta, Jose Gonzalez, the list goes on.
- I'm a fan of a wide array of literature, from the Russian classics, to Pahalaniuk, to Murakami to non a wide array of non-fiction. I have a serious addiction to the Economist.
- Movies & TV
- I watch a wide array of foreign, indie and mainsteam movies/films. You'd really have to ask. Suffice to say I like good movies, can't stand bad ones.
- I have played and/or follow Netball, Swimming, Mini Golf, Soccer, Pool, Snooker, Surfing, Chess to name a few.
- Other Interests
- Giant octopuses, politics, history, the politics of giant octopuses, macroeconomics, neuroscience. I also enjoy fine whiskey, people watching and conversation
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- Last online:
- 20 Jun '15