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30, Male, Single, Sydney City, NSW
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I'm self-centreed, emotionally distant, and probably not too bright either... Please read my profile =)

I once got my leg bitten off by an giant octopus when boarding a French ship. It was a vicious night in 1793 and the wind was cold, and the French, angry.
I once woke up in a park after having a nap to find naked children shoveling sand on to me.
I'm quite commonly described as funny, but I think this is because my ideas are far too revolutionary for peoples to accept and thus they believe it's humour. I've also been told I'm a right wing asshole, but I disagree with this, I'm more of a moderate, centrist asshole

I'm not really a nice person, or Mr Right or any of those things. I am lazy, self centered bastard. I also manage to get some writing done in between my drinking job.

Some of the things that irrationally irritate me include, but are by no means limited to:

- Kids these days.
- People who walk slowly on the footpath. You know who you are.
- People on my lawn.
- Democrats.
- Gen Y.
- Everyone I have to share public transport with between the hours of 7am to 11am.
- Junk mail that isn't pizza coupons.
- Crocodiles (salt or freshwater)
- Customers.
- Overly slow elevators.
- Fast food employees.
- People more successful than me.
- People less successful than me.
- Fancy computer gizimidgits.
- People who aren't me.
- Screaming children in confined spaces.
- Hippies.
- Kids on my lawn.
- Kids on other people's lawns.
- Octopuses.
- Robots from the future.
- Any combination of the above.

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At a glance

Summary goonharlot's details goonharlot's ideal partner
Age 30 years old 25 - 32 yrs old
Location Sydney City, NSW Within 50km of his
Body type Slim Athletic, Average, Slim
Height over 6'3/190 cm at least 5'0/152 cm
Smoking habits Regularly Regularly, Occasionally / socially, Trying to quit, Don't smoke
Relationship status Single
Have children No, have no children
Wants children Undecided
Personality Social Social, Average, Private, Very Social, Very Private
Eye colour Grey Hazel, Blue, Grey, Green
Hair colour Grey
Ethnic/cultural background Black / African North European, Other Caucasian, East European, Asian, Other, Mixed Race, Middle Eastern
Religion Catholic
Political persuasion Swinging voter
Sign of the Zodiac Cancer Check compatibility »
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially Often
Diet Other special diet No special diet, Other special diet, Vegetarian
Have pets Yes, have pets
Education level Post Graduate
Industry Pharmaceutical / Biotechnology
Job role Senior Management

What I'm looking for

Ideally someone out of the ordinary, looks are important but so is intelligence. A non-octopus/non-robot status is also highly regarded. Also I'm 6'6" so someone anywhere near my height would be nice as well, albeit unlikely

  • Female, for dating, friendship or companionship

My interests

I listen to most genre from classical, jazz,rock, some metal, & punk, to electronica Radiohead, At the Drive-In, The Smashing Pumpkins, Muse, , Stevie Wonder, Opeth, Pink Floyd Bon Iver, Sparta, Jose Gonzalez, the list goes on.
I'm a fan of a wide array of literature, from the Russian classics, to Pahalaniuk, to Murakami to non a wide array of non-fiction. I have a serious addiction to the Economist.
Movies & TV
I watch a wide array of foreign, indie and mainsteam movies/films. You'd really have to ask. Suffice to say I like good movies, can't stand bad ones.
I have played and/or follow Netball, Swimming, Mini Golf, Soccer, Pool, Snooker, Surfing, Chess to name a few.
Other Interests
Giant octopuses, politics, history, the politics of giant octopuses, macroeconomics, neuroscience. I also enjoy fine whiskey, people watching and conversation

My groups

  1. Arts and Culture
  2. Geeks and Gadgets

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Last online:
20 Jun '15


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