Always be yourself.. Unless you can be a pirate, in that case - Always be a pirate
Well hey there. Where to begin, let's see... oh! if you think Kyle sandilands is funny, tthhhhaaank you for stopping by - you'll find the exit on your left.
Like most people here, its not that we have given up the chase and are sitting on the couch eating chips watching sad daytime tv WAITING for someone to reply to a kiss; NO, its just that life got in the way. Then theres the whole work thing and most friends married off blah blah
Sure it would be great if that perfect someone needed rescuing from an errupting volcano MacGyver style ( yes, MacGyver style ) and everyone lives happily ever after. But the odds are that thats probably not gonna happen ( damn you reality )
So yeah, I'm good with this media, and if you're here; you should be too.
So thi is the part where I sell myself. Lets see, err still got my hair :P Great job, good pay, relaxed confident funny fit healthy. I'm a normal ( well, lets just say that for now ) genuine guy with a creative sense of adventure. I do like to pamper my other half.
I am looking for the connection, for the partner that is the best friend.
I'm a stand up guy, with strong principles and morals. I can fix anything, but am a shocking cook - but I try.
Dont do the club scene anymore. Enjoy going to see live bands, or really just anything live. Have been known to show my face at the occasional theatre performance. Stand-up, I love stand-up. One of the most enjoyable portions of my life right now is riding my motorbike.
So it'd be great to meet in person over a coffee or drink, beats sitting on the couch eating chips :P
Now where is that volcano
At a glance
|Summary||MonkM's details||MonkM's ideal partner|
|Age||39 years old||31 - 37 yrs old|
|Location||Sydney - Eastern Suburbs, NSW||Within 50km of his|
|Body type||Athletic||Average, Slim, Athletic|
|Smoking habits||Don't smoke||Trying to quit, Occasionally / socially, Don't smoke|
|Relationship status||Single||Single, Divorced, Widowed, Separated|
|Have children||No, have no children|
|Wants children||Want (more) children of my own|
|Hair colour||Dark Brown|
|Ethnic/cultural background||Mixed Race|
|Sign of the Zodiac||Aquarius Check compatibility »|
|Drinking habits||Occasionally / socially|
|Diet||No special diet|
|Industry||Manufacturing / Industrial / Engineering|
What I'm looking for
What I'm looking for is someone who enjoys having a laugh. I do like a woman that can be a girly girl, looks after themselves, a woman that knows what she wants. But also woman that is ok to go camping and hold a slimy fishWill try anything, at least once. Comfotable in their own skin. Affectionate.
- Female, for a relationship, dating or friendship
- I listen to a lot of jjj. I don't really much music, but im more into bands like Tool, System of the down etc.
- I read everyday. Favourite Author is Matthew Reilly. Currently reading a bit of sci-fi.
- Movies & TV
- Ace Ventura Pet detective / Fight club / Boondock saints Indie movies - anything out of the ordinary Simpsons Big Bang theory Anything that crittics hate Dirty Jobs Family guy American Dad
- AFL / Martial arts / Hit the gym most days, trying to get my bulk on ;) / Tough Mudder
- Other Interests
- My Gixxer - GSXR / Technology
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- Last online:
- 29 Jul '15