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Tardigrade (was HaveYouEver)

42, Male, Single, Melbourne City, VIC

Last online:
21 Jun '18
Free Kiss
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If you are looking for a guy to just hang and chill with then buzz me. I might convince you to try new things.


Are you looking for a guy friend to hang out with? I could be that guy.

I am looking to meet someone who feels similar and then maybe upgrade to an actual functional relationship with some sort of a resemblance to a steady thingie.

Anyway, I haven't really taken this thing seriously and its literally been over a year that my profile has been up and its a absolute fail and there is even a good fail story to go with it.

I am told I should just put out. I mean myself out. About as far as I go is this RSVP thing. Not gonna do S.T. in Der. I am not that guy.

For me..I like music, comedy, foods, movies, walks and I really enjoy fun activities like surfing, snowboarding, cycling, swimming, etc. I have been taking full advantage of the freedom. But it would be cool to have a girlfriend who is somewhat awesome for me.

I am blessed with a good sense of humour, but if you want an intellectual coversation, I am also the guy...Totally...I am like a comedic intelectual introvert suspected of being a sigma male. Just ask Youtube.

Anyway, I like to chat about all sorts of stuff just don't expect me to be doing TEd talks. I do research a lot of interesting stuff but can't remember much. ; ) Well I can say its because of old age.

If you are looking for a rich ambitous guy with a fancy car and a house with a butler, then you may wanna try your luck with the next guy because that just isn't my scene. Besides I think I saw his Porsche drive past with some other hot chic...HA !

At a glance

his details

  • 42 years old
  • Male
  • Melbourne City, VIC
  • Single
  • 5'11/180 cm
  • Non-smoker
  • Australian
  • Mixed Race
  • Star sign - Leo
  • Personality - Sometimes Social
  • Eye colour - Black
  • Hair colour - Other
  • Body Type - Athletic
  • Have pets
  • Manufacturing / Industrial / Engineering
  • Agnostic
  • Occasional/social drinker
  • No special diet

his ideal partner

  • 30 - 45 years old
  • Female
  • Within 50km
  • Single
  • Trying to quit smoking, Occasional/social smoker, Non-smoker
  • Personality - Sometimes Social, Private, Very Private, Social
  • Body Type - Athletic, Slim, Average
  • Like pets but do not have any, Have pets

What I'm looking for

Hoping for a potential partner who is usually happy as their baseline personality. Must not be a fair weather friend. Attractive features work but its not like I see a Brad Pitt look-a-like when I check out the mirror in the mornings. I like a somewhat rebelious soul but not trouble.

My interests

I really liked the fun glam rock era but I am mostly into music with good guitar, bass and drums.
only for research.
Movies & TV
Sci-fi, action and comedy. I don't watch TV much.
Other Interests
Creative music, Alternative lifestyles, Theories, Cooking, Gardening, Gaming, Fitness, Standup comedy, Movies, Technology, Youtube videos.