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VoltairesBastard (was Max1979)

38, Male, Single, Brisbane City & Northern Suburbs, QLD
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about me

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar.

um... that was supposed to be a joke...

I am a person of refined taste, prone to hyperbole, and random segues.

I like to read, write, look, and talk about stuff...

I use a lot of ellipses...

I own 2 guitars and can play neither of them. Thinking of getting a third...

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At a glance

Summary VoltairesBastard's details VoltairesBastard's ideal partner
Age 38 years old 25 - 40 yrs old
Location Brisbane City & Northern Suburbs, QLD Within 25km of his
Body type Athletic Athletic, Average, Slim
Height 6'0/183 cm 5'5/165 cm - 6'1/185 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke
Relationship status Single
Have children No, have no children
Personality Average
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Dark Brown
Nationality AUSTRALIA
Religion Atheist
Political persuasion Left wing
Sign of the Zodiac Taurus Check compatibility »
Drinking habits Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet
Have pets No, like pets but do not have any
Education level Post Graduate
Industry Arts / Entertainment / Sport / Recreation
Job role Other

What I'm looking for

My ideal partner is billionaire supermodel philanthropic philosopher who plays tambourine in a post-punk band, lives in Brisbane and is searching on RSVP for me. So yeah either her or you, whoever talks to me first...

  • Female, for a relationship or dating

My interests

I binge on lots of stuff. Changes frequently. Currently crushing on Manon Meurt, Mosman Alder, Moses Gunn Collective, Black Zeros... Old stuff: Sonic Youth, the Cure, Velvet Underground, the Doors, the Shout Out Louds, Noah and the Whale, the Strokes. Like Opera too.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Umberto Eco, Stefan Zweig. Bit of a lit-snob...
Movies & TV
I mostly seem to be binge watching these days: GoT, OitnB, TDS, HoC, LWT, Curb... Only watch shows that have popular acronyms. Well, except for curb. But Larry is a special case...
Skiing. Swimming, Cycling, Running, in that order, going backwards...
Other Interests
Travelling, Painting, Culture: High. Low. Middle. Popular. Non-existent.

My groups

  1. Arts and Culture
  2. Travel Bug

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