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44, Female, Divorced, Perth City, WA
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I might be your type, I might not be, there is only one way to find out!

You guys know the drill here, we are all searching for that point of difference to grab your interest but it's all skin deep stuff.... It's all about the connection but to be consistent and give you something true about me...
I am fun loving, outgoing, positive, spend a lot of my time laughing and keeping busy, incredibly sociable (so if you are not I may wear you out) overall very happy with my life but my focus has been on family for a few years now with an attempt at dating a while ago that has made it clear what I want, it's time for me to get myself out there again to find - yep you guessed it..... "that special someone, my soul mate, my move to your groove, the ying to your yang". Did I mention I am really funny..... well I think I am the funniest person I know. Contact me for a chat, a laugh and maybe a coffee / drink!

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At a glance

Summary NewOrderSubstance's details NewOrderSubstance's ideal partner
Age 44 years old 45 - 54 yrs old
Location Perth City, WA Within 100km of her
Body type Average
Height 5'6/167 cm at least 5'9/175 cm
Smoking habits Don't smoke Don't smoke, Occasionally / socially, Trying to quit
Relationship status Divorced Divorced, Widowed, Single
Have children Yes, have children living at home
How many
Age range
10 yrs
Wants children Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine Don't want any (more) of my own but yours are fine
Personality Very Social Social, Average, Very Social
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Blonde
Nationality AUSTRALIA
Religion Catholic
Sign of the Zodiac Gemini Check compatibility »
Drinking habits Often Often, Occasionally / socially
Diet No special diet
Have pets No, like pets but do not have any
Education level Some college
Industry HR/Employment / Training
Job role Management

What I'm looking for

A loyal man with ethics are big ticket items. You must be strong enough to know your own mind & enjoy your life both on your own & in a relationship. Family, friends & a social life must be important to you and cliched I know but a great sense of humour is ESSENTIAL! I want you to laugh at my jokes!

  • Male, for a relationship or dating

My interests

Into music but I can never remember who sings what, thank God for the Shazam APP! Into festivals, so far this year, Laneway Festival, Blues & Roots, Southbound, Fairbridge Folk Festival, Eskimo Joe in freo for 100 odd punters. I was musical as a youngster, guitar, piano, sang the odd tune!
Everything except crime / murder - don't like being spooked. I am a big reader, bookclub (aka wine club) attendance every month
Movies & TV
Total movie goer, alternative and main stream. Art house (subtitles must not bother you). Have a penchant for mafia films - Godfather trilogy is a fav. Watch a bit of TV to wind down during the week if I am not out but wouldn't miss living life to stay home and watch a particular show!
Big spectactor of the Cricket, AFL and I like going to sporting events in general. Motor sports is not something I could sit at home on the weekend to watch! I am active and love the outdoors and spend a lot of time down the beach.
Other Interests
Lots and lots of interests. I like trying new things and am very adventurous - on the ground! Throwing myself out of a plane is not going to float my boat anytime soon. Fear of heights I am afraid but I have abseiled in the past and I dont have a fear of flying. Never say never huh?

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