48, Male, Single, Sydney - Eastern Suburbs, NSW
- Last online:
- 14 May '18
HeadlineFour thousand years ago by merely giving your father an ox, I could have owned you. Now, by merely smiling, you can own me.
If you need a date to take to a wedding, call me. If you need a warm hunky body to curl up on the couch with, I'm your man. If you need someone to hold back your hair after a big night out, I will act dumb and believe it was something you ate.
And, yes, I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, but I draw the line at drinking pina coladas in the rain.
I am well read, athletic (unless I eat too much chocolate), financially independent, and fun to be with. If I was into guys, I'd kiss myself.
If you are kind, warm and loving, it's OK to contact me. However, if you cannot turn off the psychotic, please keep clicking.
So, if you would like a night away from your cat, drop me an email and I promise I will reply. Drop me twenty seven emails and I will consider you a stalker.
At a glance
- 48 years old
- Sydney - Eastern Suburbs, NSW
- 5'10/177 cm
- White / Caucasian
- Eye colour - Blue
- Hair colour - Light Brown
- Have no children
- Like pets but do not have any
- Education - Degree
- Occasional/social drinker
- No special diet
his ideal partner
- 28 - 49 years old
- Within 10km
- Body Type - Slim, Athletic, Average
What I'm looking for
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
- I used to sit in the kitchen and bang a pot with a spoon but that was when I was much younger. Now I listen to anything except for music that has satanic messages when played backwards.
- I would like to write an autobiography and call it "Over one billion copies sold".
- Movies & TV
- I would like Tom Cruise to play me in the story of my life. I, however, reserve the right to be his body double when they show his naked butt. No actor could do justice to the real thing.
- For the past two weeks I have run five miles a day. I am now seventy miles from home.
- Other Interests
- Other interests: Milk